Givin' Him Sumthin' He Can Feel
We (Me) here at FroPuff Organization...Or I guess this little fat girl (gordita?) with big hair...I like to give my readership what they want, and since it seems 100% of the readers were faunching at the bit to see me answer the tough questions, Babwa Wawtews Style, I feel compelled to answer these doosies:
Random Question #1: If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be?
Well, readers, this is truly a difficult query. Who would I be? I've though about this for a long time, and I'm genuinely stumped. My first instinct is to say that funny-talkin' mom from Bobby's World, Doncha know? Because how great would it be to know you're pretty much the only good thing about the show you're in? But then again, how awful would it be to have come from the imagination of Howie Mandel? *Shudders*
I then thought I could say I wanted to be one of the Power Puff Girls, but I don't know their names, nor have I ever even watched their show. It just seemed like a good thing to say at the time, and I'll be damned if I let that be all I give you K-La-La, DAMNED!
I guess I find it hard to answer this question because I find the human cartoons more interesting than most. The baby from The Family Guy is unnaturally funny. Lisa Simpson, though jaundiced, is highly respectable. Peggy Hill is the nearly perfect woman, despite her sad political views. Yes, even I can show respect for a Bush-supporter, especially if the actress playing her is very much a democrat.
But I guess I would be lying if I didn't say that the cartoon character I'd most like to be is Sleeping Beauty. First of all, Duh, she is beautiful and she gets to sleep for a long time. She slept through a lot or the movie. Plus, her world is the best animated world ever. Prince Phillip is the best looking Prince in Disney history, unless you like that longhair, hippie Eric...And she sings a great song and she has a pretty dress and a lot of people who care about her, three of whom also happen to have wings and can make themselves very smalll. And Malificent is a wicked cool villain. And if you have to be plagued by a villain, why not a wicked cool one?
Random Question #2: If you could only keep one of your senses, which would it be?
Well, I think the only real viable option is touch. I would be an invalid any way you looked at it. I don't care about sight so much if I can't touch things that I see or smell them or taste them or hear them. That'd be like being underwater, but in a bad way.
Smell and taste would be equally useless if you didn't have any other senses. I mean, you smell dookie but you can't see where it is so you just walk in a direction that you think is away. But it's actually towards. And it's not just a dog turd, but a huge pile of composting cow shit and you trip and fall, but you don't really feel like you tripped and fell and you don't feel that you are now covered in sticky, slimy, mushy, green poo. You just smell it. And you have to know you are covered in feces, and not be able to do anything about it. But at least you don't have to see the look of disgust on people's faces as you wander around aimlessly trying to smell your way home, disoriented by the pervading smell of crap that you can't shake off.
I'm sure something similar would apply to taste...you can taste the honey, but not feel it dribble out of your mouth and down your chin. Or worse, someone decides to play a prank on you, knowing you can't see or hear or smell or feel...They walk up behind you, screaming that they're gonna pee in your mouth, and then they do, but you didn't hear them coming and you didn't see or hear them unzip their pants and you didn't feel them climb up onto your wheelchair. Sad.
I don't think this needs much more explanation. You didn't ask me why, dammit! I choose touch. Period.
Random Question #3: Do you want to shoot me in the face for asking silly questions?
Not atall. I love you.
Random Question #1: If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be?
Well, readers, this is truly a difficult query. Who would I be? I've though about this for a long time, and I'm genuinely stumped. My first instinct is to say that funny-talkin' mom from Bobby's World, Doncha know? Because how great would it be to know you're pretty much the only good thing about the show you're in? But then again, how awful would it be to have come from the imagination of Howie Mandel? *Shudders*
I then thought I could say I wanted to be one of the Power Puff Girls, but I don't know their names, nor have I ever even watched their show. It just seemed like a good thing to say at the time, and I'll be damned if I let that be all I give you K-La-La, DAMNED!
I guess I find it hard to answer this question because I find the human cartoons more interesting than most. The baby from The Family Guy is unnaturally funny. Lisa Simpson, though jaundiced, is highly respectable. Peggy Hill is the nearly perfect woman, despite her sad political views. Yes, even I can show respect for a Bush-supporter, especially if the actress playing her is very much a democrat.
But I guess I would be lying if I didn't say that the cartoon character I'd most like to be is Sleeping Beauty. First of all, Duh, she is beautiful and she gets to sleep for a long time. She slept through a lot or the movie. Plus, her world is the best animated world ever. Prince Phillip is the best looking Prince in Disney history, unless you like that longhair, hippie Eric...And she sings a great song and she has a pretty dress and a lot of people who care about her, three of whom also happen to have wings and can make themselves very smalll. And Malificent is a wicked cool villain. And if you have to be plagued by a villain, why not a wicked cool one?
Random Question #2: If you could only keep one of your senses, which would it be?
Well, I think the only real viable option is touch. I would be an invalid any way you looked at it. I don't care about sight so much if I can't touch things that I see or smell them or taste them or hear them. That'd be like being underwater, but in a bad way.
Smell and taste would be equally useless if you didn't have any other senses. I mean, you smell dookie but you can't see where it is so you just walk in a direction that you think is away. But it's actually towards. And it's not just a dog turd, but a huge pile of composting cow shit and you trip and fall, but you don't really feel like you tripped and fell and you don't feel that you are now covered in sticky, slimy, mushy, green poo. You just smell it. And you have to know you are covered in feces, and not be able to do anything about it. But at least you don't have to see the look of disgust on people's faces as you wander around aimlessly trying to smell your way home, disoriented by the pervading smell of crap that you can't shake off.
I'm sure something similar would apply to taste...you can taste the honey, but not feel it dribble out of your mouth and down your chin. Or worse, someone decides to play a prank on you, knowing you can't see or hear or smell or feel...They walk up behind you, screaming that they're gonna pee in your mouth, and then they do, but you didn't hear them coming and you didn't see or hear them unzip their pants and you didn't feel them climb up onto your wheelchair. Sad.
I don't think this needs much more explanation. You didn't ask me why, dammit! I choose touch. Period.
Random Question #3: Do you want to shoot me in the face for asking silly questions?
Not atall. I love you.
posted by SamSam at 9:02 AM
1 Comments:
Haha, you crack me up... I love you. :-) And yes, Prince Phillip is HOTT. I'd do him. Sleeping Beauty is definitely one of the most awesome Disney animated features.
This is fun...
Random Question #4: (Inspired by having just returned from being in a wedding...) If you were to get married right now, what song would you pick for the bride and groom's first dance?
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