Taking the Good with the Ass-Pounding (aka "the Bad")

It seems that as I have no credit, I can't get my own cell phone, seperate from my family's plan, without a $400 deposit!! And it's not like I just have $400 laying around that I can give to a wireless company to just hold for me. So I will be getting a lovely, pre-paid phone in January, when my contract is up with Verizon. I'm thinking Virgin Mobile. Yes, Virgin. Just like me. (Picture me smiling innocently, bowing my head to show just a hint of my little halo. I'm also thin and gorgeous and wearing a gauzy white dress with flowers and ribbons in my long, dark, wavy hair. Impressive, no?)

And, of course, the good news is that I have enough cash in my purse for a pita, chicken ceasar with hummus. Yum. And I am going to see Sideways tomorrow, if all works well, and yes, I feel too good to not make it work well.

The moral is this: I don't mind taking it up the ass if I find some cash in my purse later.