HoHoHos Don't Marry Anyone, Even Christmas

Ho Ho Fucking Ho!
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough
We quit!
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho!

Well, I'd have to say after all it was a good Christmas. I got a gym membership and a New Years outfit and a toaster and a blender and a bunch of fake green pearl costume jewelry and underwear with high heels on them. I had to work, which wasn't half bad, considering I made nearly $20 an hour.