I stole this from K-La-La; her answer to the last question was so sweet, I'll never find a better friend than her, I swear.
10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
1. I am embarassed enough about dropping out of college to refer to myself in conversation as a college opt-out.
2. I have never had a vocal lesson in my life.
3. My stepmother had 2 things I wish I had: a T-Shirt that said, "If you don't like my peaches, Don't shake the tree" and a romantic relationship with Rob Lowe.
4. I met Brian Setzer on a street corner in Boise. That's where I meet all the rich men, wink. I told him he looked like Brian Setzer. He said, "Yeah, I'm Brian."
5. I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep in a bed without a feather mattress cover again and get a good night's sleep.
6. My good friend Dave's first girlfriend's name was Sharon. Sharon Barto.
7. I get scared while shopping for baby showers.
8. I get scared applying for really good jobs.
9. I live in a city with an entire week-long festival dedicated to floating the river. I have lived here all my life. I have never floated the river.
10. I am dieting to reach a misses size 11/12. The last time I was in that size was the summer of my fifth grade year.
9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
1. Let me catch you staring at me. I makes me feel awkward and beautiful at the same time. Butterflies...
2. Know when to laugh at me and don't make me be all gushy. I'm not your schmoopie, you dig?
3. No matter how much you dislike it, don't tell me that the music I listen to is dumb or meaningless or sold out. Better yet. Like it. If I feel like we have this in common, I will be yours for longer than I should be.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Make me feel beautiful. Touch me when you don't have to, show me you're not with me just because you're desperate.
6. Never, ever ignore me; I'll accept no lovin' if you're busy or not in the mood, but being ignored makes me doubt my worth and you don't want me to break up with you because I don't feel lie I deserve to be with anyone, do you?
7. Hug me for a long time. Press your hips against me. That's hot.
8. Make something for me. Yes, just something. Spelling my name with the garden hose would count. Spelling it with urine would be borderline. It depends where you wrote it and whether you wrote my whole name or my nickname.
9. Dance with me. (I want to be your partner, can't you see? The music is just starting. Night is calling and I am falling. Dance with me.)
8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY
1. Dr Feelgood (benefit)
2. Mascara (Rimmell)
3. SPF 30 face and body moisturizer (Oil of Olay)
4. bra (preferrably push-up)
5. earrings (usually silver chandeliers or drops)
6. lipstick
7. debit card
8. cigaretes
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1. People with runny noses, especially when it's quiet time.
2. Jeans that lie and say they're low rise talls when they actually sit at my natural waist and are too short to wear with flats.
3. Sitting down to type on my page and not being able to think of anything to write.
4. When I say stupid things and I know I am smarter than that.
5. My cat laying on my face when I'm about to fall asleep.
6. Underwear.
7. When guys ask me where they can find a girl like me, but what they mean is, "Where can I find a girl like you who is also pretty". Fuckin' bastards.
6 PLACES I'VE VISITED
1. The Precious Moments Chapel and theme park
2. The Tom Mix Museum
3. Wall Drug Store
4. The Prairie Dog Village
5. Nowata, Oklahoma
6. Hoots Highway Cafe
THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. See The Moldy Peaches perform live.
2. Streak in London.
3. Dance/play/make-out in a public fountain.
4. Sing in a nightclub.
5. Go on a cruise.
4 THINGS I'M AFRAID OF
1. Not doing any of those 5 things.
2. Thinking I am better than I am, having been lied to all these years.
3. My chef roommate not liking the food I make.
4. Not being able to lose weight. Feeling unattractive for the rest of my life
3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY
1. Pee.
2. Smoke.
3. Talk on the phone.
2 THINGS I'M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW
1. Eat another piece of chocolate birthday cake. My diet today has been really good and I allowed myself a little piece (smaller than a brownie, seriously), but that was a big mistake. I've had three tall glasses of water just trying to get rid of the taste.
2. Get too bummed out about all the old friends I've been digging up online
1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW
1. KLaLa. And that's not just reciprocation of her saying she wanted to see me. I miss her so much it makes me want to run to Salem. If I knew I wouldn't lose my job, I'd just take off and do it.
10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
1. I am embarassed enough about dropping out of college to refer to myself in conversation as a college opt-out.
2. I have never had a vocal lesson in my life.
3. My stepmother had 2 things I wish I had: a T-Shirt that said, "If you don't like my peaches, Don't shake the tree" and a romantic relationship with Rob Lowe.
4. I met Brian Setzer on a street corner in Boise. That's where I meet all the rich men, wink. I told him he looked like Brian Setzer. He said, "Yeah, I'm Brian."
5. I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep in a bed without a feather mattress cover again and get a good night's sleep.
6. My good friend Dave's first girlfriend's name was Sharon. Sharon Barto.
7. I get scared while shopping for baby showers.
8. I get scared applying for really good jobs.
9. I live in a city with an entire week-long festival dedicated to floating the river. I have lived here all my life. I have never floated the river.
10. I am dieting to reach a misses size 11/12. The last time I was in that size was the summer of my fifth grade year.
9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
1. Let me catch you staring at me. I makes me feel awkward and beautiful at the same time. Butterflies...
2. Know when to laugh at me and don't make me be all gushy. I'm not your schmoopie, you dig?
3. No matter how much you dislike it, don't tell me that the music I listen to is dumb or meaningless or sold out. Better yet. Like it. If I feel like we have this in common, I will be yours for longer than I should be.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Make me feel beautiful. Touch me when you don't have to, show me you're not with me just because you're desperate.
6. Never, ever ignore me; I'll accept no lovin' if you're busy or not in the mood, but being ignored makes me doubt my worth and you don't want me to break up with you because I don't feel lie I deserve to be with anyone, do you?
7. Hug me for a long time. Press your hips against me. That's hot.
8. Make something for me. Yes, just something. Spelling my name with the garden hose would count. Spelling it with urine would be borderline. It depends where you wrote it and whether you wrote my whole name or my nickname.
9. Dance with me. (I want to be your partner, can't you see? The music is just starting. Night is calling and I am falling. Dance with me.)
8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY
1. Dr Feelgood (benefit)
2. Mascara (Rimmell)
3. SPF 30 face and body moisturizer (Oil of Olay)
4. bra (preferrably push-up)
5. earrings (usually silver chandeliers or drops)
6. lipstick
7. debit card
8. cigaretes
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1. People with runny noses, especially when it's quiet time.
2. Jeans that lie and say they're low rise talls when they actually sit at my natural waist and are too short to wear with flats.
3. Sitting down to type on my page and not being able to think of anything to write.
4. When I say stupid things and I know I am smarter than that.
5. My cat laying on my face when I'm about to fall asleep.
6. Underwear.
7. When guys ask me where they can find a girl like me, but what they mean is, "Where can I find a girl like you who is also pretty". Fuckin' bastards.
6 PLACES I'VE VISITED
1. The Precious Moments Chapel and theme park
2. The Tom Mix Museum
3. Wall Drug Store
4. The Prairie Dog Village
5. Nowata, Oklahoma
6. Hoots Highway Cafe
THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. See The Moldy Peaches perform live.
2. Streak in London.
3. Dance/play/make-out in a public fountain.
4. Sing in a nightclub.
5. Go on a cruise.
4 THINGS I'M AFRAID OF
1. Not doing any of those 5 things.
2. Thinking I am better than I am, having been lied to all these years.
3. My chef roommate not liking the food I make.
4. Not being able to lose weight. Feeling unattractive for the rest of my life
3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY
1. Pee.
2. Smoke.
3. Talk on the phone.
2 THINGS I'M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW
1. Eat another piece of chocolate birthday cake. My diet today has been really good and I allowed myself a little piece (smaller than a brownie, seriously), but that was a big mistake. I've had three tall glasses of water just trying to get rid of the taste.
2. Get too bummed out about all the old friends I've been digging up online
1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW
1. KLaLa. And that's not just reciprocation of her saying she wanted to see me. I miss her so much it makes me want to run to Salem. If I knew I wouldn't lose my job, I'd just take off and do it.
posted by SamSam at 3:39 PM
2 Comments:
i hate saying i'm a drop-out too. its so humiliating, especially when people ask why. gr.
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c
I just tell them I was going insane. It was leave or God knows what. I don't like to think I would have attempted suicide, but it was definitely a preoccupying thought.
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