Afro Ben

Once, at a party I met this boy named Ben. He had a jewfro, id est, a big curly mass of dark hair, perfectly round, soft and fluffy, atop his oh-so-white, big nose face. Large dark eyes, well dressed, gorgeous...I totally have the hots for him still. He and I chatted and played ten fingers and he put his hand down the front of my dress...you know...all the usual stuff. Of course, I slept with Jay that night and Ben went home. And that was a damn good thing, because I saw him the next weekend and he had cornrows. Cornrow Ben. Shudder.